Stepping off the plane and into the Yankee Candle factory that is Indonesia was the first of many new olfactory sensations. "Sweaty tropical musk" isn't yet an available scent for car air fresheners but you can bet that it'll be coming to a store near you soon, along with these other fun flavors:
- Sweaty handwoven batik
- Open sewage on a rainy day
- Death in a fish market
- Recycled dreams
- "I still can't see my house from here" air pollution
- Street food dysentery
- Cab driver breath
- Please just kill me Durian
- I wouldn't eat that if I were you fruit cart
- This is spicy enough to kill ten men sauce
- I can feel the ozone dying motorcycle exhaust
- Plumeria-masked body odor
- Why are there four cigarettes in your mouth? smoke
Part two coming soon!!
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